give me your most unhinged hot take

no game talk. give me a take so hot it could melt your lab equipment. i will go first: toronto has better food than new york and it is not even close. every cuisine, better quality, cheaper. fight me. also cereal is a soup. that is just a fact.

Cereal is NOT a soup. Soup requires cooking. You just pour milk on grain. That is a salad if anything. My hot take: a hot dog is a taco. Open bread shell, filling in the middle. Structurally identical. I will die on this hill right next to my sourdough starter.

Modern coffee is a scam. You are paying six dollars for milk and syrup with a splash of espresso. Back in my day it was a dollar and it tasted like it hated you. That is real coffee.

@OldTimePete "it tasted like it hated you" is the most old man thing you have ever said and you say old man things every 10 minutes my hot take on coffee: if you order a black coffee and then tell everyone you order a black coffee you are not tough you are just annoying