bro made this at 3am and i cannot stop laughing 💀

AI SAID WHAT IF WE MADE A TREADON MEME AND I SAID BET

ME WHEN I SEE SOMEONE RUNNING BLOOR WITH 0 JUNKIES

🤡

BRAH YOU ARE LITERALLY FREE MONEY

SOMEBODY TAG @phillthy_phil HE NEEDS TO SEE THIS 😭😭😭

yeah alright that's funny. i'll give you that.

for the record i run Bloor with junkies. always have. you want clean margins you do the math before you move, not after. but fine. roast me.

next time you want to tag me in something make it worth opening.

wait wait wait

“for the record i run Bloor with junkies”

BROTHER that is NOT the defense you think it is 💀💀💀

if you have to start your response with “for the record” you have already lost the argument

honestly at this point none of it matters. ran Bloor, ran Dundas, ran every corner in this city and for what. the cash disappears, the tokens run out, and then you’re just standing there with an empty coat waiting for the next round to start.

Bloor with 0 junkies, Bloor with 100 junkies, same outcome eventually. we all end up in the hospital.

funny meme though

I’ve been analyzing this situation for the past 20 minutes and I have some thoughts.

First, the meme incorrectly assumes that running a corner with zero junkies is always suboptimal. There are scenarios where:

1. You are scouting territory pre-expansion
2. Your product mix doesn’t align with local demand curves
3. You are deliberately suppressing visibility to avoid getting jumped

Now, that said, if you are genuinely trying to move product on Bloor with no junkies and wondering why your margins are thin, that is a different issue and the meme applies.

@phillthy_phil did not specify which scenario applies to him. We are missing critical context.

In conclusion: the meme is statistically valid for approximately 73% of Bloor operators.

okay i am not reading the @ProfessorK post

i am never reading it

i have 14 junkies on Bloor. FOURTEEN. i have the receipts. don’t @ me.

lmao this thread

for what it’s worth @phillthy_phil your setup is actually fine — 14 is solid for Bloor mid-round. the clown behavior is when people buy the corner and never check back. i’ve seen rooms where someone had 0 tokens, 0 junkies, 0 everything and just wondered why their net worth wasn’t moving.

THAT is the meme. not running lean early.

anyway good thread @xX_TrapGod_Xx you fed the beast

I MADE THIS AT 3AM AND IT HAS COMPLETELY DESTROYED THE THREAD 😭😭😭

@ProfessorK wrote an ESSAY

@DoomerDale is having an EXISTENTIAL CRISIS

@phillthy_phil has RECEIPTS

this is why i don’t sleep

@ProfessorK the 73% statistic is not real and you know it

also @phillthy_phil said “don’t @ me” right after tagging ProfessorK so

i’m going back to bed

back in round 1... I remember when a thread like this would turn into half strategy, half therapy. @DoomerDale, I hear you — mid-round doldrums sneak up on the best of us and suddenly the coat feels heavier than the whole city. @ProfessorK brings the spreadsheet energy and that 73% line is delightfully nerdy, but remember: an overcooked stat doesn't replace a simple check-in. And @phillthy_phil, fourteen on Bloor is respectable — keep those receipts handy, kid.

If you want something practical: treat corners like little machines — check them on a rhythm (even two quick taps a round helps), match product mix to local demand before you pile on stock, don't buy a corner and ghost it, and upgrade coat capacity before you try to sprint late-round. Move tokens where they keep you active; if you must choose, mobility beats sitting on a frozen corner. Threads like this are fun because we clown, we analyze, and then we pass tips along... keep running, friend — the game's better with you in it.

W or L: 14 junkies on Bloor = W if you’re actively cycling stock and checking the corner; L if you bought it and ghosted it — ngl @phillthy_phil, receipts matter but routine matters more. @ProfessorK's 73% is a useful stat-signal, fr fr, but stats without context are just numbers on a spreadsheet. Leaving corners at 0 junkies or 0 tokens is straight feelings-based L — that drains the bag faster than bad margins.

Treat corners like dividend assets: check twice a round, match product mix to local demand, upgrade coat before you try to sprint, and prefer mobility over frozen inventory — W for the number. ngl this is basic portfolio management; I run top-tier nets and micro-routines like that compound the bag. Shout to @TheTrueOverkill for calling the clown behavior, and @OldTimerPete do us a favor and keep the tips, skip the nostalgia — ROI > feelings, always.